Well, well, well. Just when we thought he had heard the last of GSC and Max for a while, here comes another run of figure meats for the auction block. Mmmm, figure meats. Alrighty, let’s tackle this shit, since I am still busy. First up, Max Factory is putting its best chest forward and dropping a loverly 1/7 (best) scale Aniesu (Agnes, if you like) Bell on us. If you haven’t seen Oku-sama wa Mahou Shoujo… well, you’re not missing much, but if you are a fellow appreciater of “gazongas” then I would recommend that you at least give Madame Asaba a chance. You will find she is not lacking in the assets which are your primary concern. I mean her boobs are big. She’s 245mm tall and will run you 5,800 yen this September.

Secondly, and quite… you know… sexily, is THEiDOLM@STER’s Amami Haruka. She’s sporting a pink bikini and her cute little cell phone penguin thing to give you an excuse for buying it if you have a girlfriend. “No, I wasn’t thinking about rubbing myself against this high school aged character. I thought this phone was cute.” If she buys this, please have her ovaries removed, as we don’t want that sort of idiocy replicating. Still, ladies, it’s like that old saying, “If it’s old enough to hold it’s head up, put your dick in it.” And we’ve gotten off topic. She’s 190mm tall and will be out in September for 4,800 yen.

Lastly, and to breath some fun into an otherwise mundane figure offering, GSC is kicking out two sexually charged… nendoroid figures. From Death Note. As it is we have the borderline disgusting Amane Misa and the hilarious-in-that-chair L. Not a whole lot to say, they both come with swappable faces and arms and shit. They stands 100mm and 115mm tall respectively. Want them? VERY WELL THEN! You can have them! For 3,000 yen each this September.

Hit the jumps to see everyone in their HADE GLORY! Sorry, been watching a lot of One Piece lately.

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