To reiterate the point I made the last time H20 ~Footprints in the Sand~ was mentioned, it is based off of a Christian poem written by the pope in 1432. In this poem, a man pleasures the Lord Our God with his mouth while cupping His Balls ever so gently and… shall we say… “knocking at His Glorious Back Door” with his other hand. And such did this bring about a most Holy Orgasm forth from the mighty loins of Our Heavenly Father. Such as His Semen did spray across the face of the young man, and he felt it a gift unto him from the Lord God. And so was that day made Holy. This is the story of the first Christmas, as well. Now, why they are making an anime about this, I have no idea. And what all these chicks are doing in said anime is also confusing. At any rate, there is a completely oral sex free trailer online for H20 ~Footprints in the Sand~ and it’s streaming flash, so no one should have trouble viewing it, unless they are poor, in which case they should really get a job instead of watching erotic Bible stories.

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Pardon my half ass Latin. It’s been years.