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Well, since I have some inside connections at Comiket this year, I managed to get some exclusive shots of the MaxFactory booth. Yes, that’s right. And among the shots, I noticed a figure that’s not up on their site. The figure is for a character named Emuemu, and she’s from Kemeko Deluxe, which runs in Dengeki Gao! and has an anime scheduled for 2008. If you look really close on the shit quality picture, you can see that she is due out in May 2008.

Enough ado, hit the jump for the picture. Sorry it is shit. My people are often ill equipped, and the ever sexy Zephonith did her best to get the shot for me. More updates after the holidays.

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Well, well my Ikkitousen loving brothers. Vengeance is ours. With an unapologetically perverse new attitude (redesigning a site does that to people), it looks like you guys won’t have to go digging around for uncensored shots of the new Kanu Unchou -LTD DX ver.- figure from Griffon. Yes, that’s right, she’s 130mm tall and 1/7 scale… kneeling. And she’s removing those troublesome bits of shirt. The face is a bit lame, but otherwise, I’d hit that. On the plus side? It’s only 6,825 yen. Just in time for Christmas too, with the December release. So tell your girlfriend to fuck off with the cakes, you want a sex goddess for Christmas. And she ain’t it.

Haha, if anyone actually does the above, please let me have a detailed transcript of the event for my own records. By the way, viewing this post signifies that you realize you are about to see tit and hold me not responsible for any stupidity on your own part. Amen. Oh, and one last time, I was in this podcast. Please do listen.

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Whaaat? Individual figure postings? RANDALL MUST HAVE LOST HIS SHIT! (Also, he was in a podcast… listen to it.) Now, now. I told you guys I was back on the… horse… wagon… or whatever. First up from Daibanchou, via Artstorm, is Shion. She is a cute little pink-haired, concerned girl that is going to lean. At least it certainly looks that way. Just the same, she looks pretty ok, not really my type though. Her stockings remind me of dots candy. The kind where you have candy dots on paper, and you always eat as much paper as candy… delicious. Anyway she’s 1/7 scale and made of scale-based lies as she stands 200mm tall. Out in March for 6,800 yen.

Secondly, same show, same producer, but this time the character is Kyoudou Senna. Certainly you can tell French Doll laid hands on this one (the other was Sunny Day, both from Cerberus Project). French Doll is quickly becoming the new BOME with uninspired stuff like that. Still decent, but not one the lever. There’s no HEART IN IT. She’s 1/7 as well and 220mm tall. She will be out in March for 6,800 yen as well.

Now hit the jump for a couple of shots of each lady, give or take.

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Alright, time to get back on the horse. Not that there’s much a horse around here. Don’t believe me? Well, just to prove it, I’ve got Carmen Sandiego on loop and it’s not coming off loop until I’m done. Which may make things take longer actually. ROLLUP TIME! Oh yeah, the way this one will work, basically, anything that sucks gets a link and you can look for the date and price yourself. Fair? Fair.

• Just when you thought you were done buying Haruhi figures… or when I was anyway, Chara-Ani comes out with this way-too-sexy set of production shots version of Yuki in a bathing suit. Some sort of golden god came down from on high and just fucking stole my future money. GIVE ME BACK MY FUTURE MONEY! She’s 140mm tall and 5,040 yen and out in March.
• Also of interest is their catgirl Yuki and Bunny Haruhi ver. 1.5. They’re both out in February for 3,980 yen. Anyone else notice the unusually familiar production shot teaser image? Looks like some sexy Big Three production stuff. THIEVES!
• Shitty, typical Tama-nee (See how this will work?)
• Here’s a decent but too clay-ish Pleinair with shark. Out in January for 6,980 yen.
• Crappy Onegai teacher in leather outfit stuff… Boring.
• Orchid Seed has a fairly intruiging new figure up called Magical Amber. Didn’t check if she was from anything. She’s out in March for 6,800 yen.
• Bendy Rei?
• Anyone else just bored to tears by iDOLM@STER? I actually stopped watching it. That takes a lot for me.
• NSFW: I just put NSFW. It’s Demonbane. Need anything else described? The pictures will do. 1/7 scale (170mm and 200mm on the ladies, guess which is which), PVC, and for some reason 12,390 yen.
• Crappy… is that Moetan or Manabi? I’m not looking at it. Trading figured. 10 piece 1BOX.
• FINALLY! Some sexy Ikkitousen Ryomou. She gets a lot of figures, but they usually suck. This one isn’t great, but at least it looks ok. And shiny. 7,800 yen in January.
• Want super titties and super thights with twiggy arms? ME TOO! Oh Queen’s Blade. How I love you. 200mm tall, 7,350 yen in February.
• An uninspired pair from Good Smile. First up is Moetan. Really, it’s just uninspired. The diorama is nice, but could have been done better, that is to say Moetan could have gotten some attention. 8,800 yen for a neglected Moetan in March.
• Second is, as Gia called it, the least attractive succubus ever. Agreed. Tit diseases are no good. 5,800 yen in February.
• The cute Eva Angel series! I will link one with each… I ran out of links.
• ETNA! No one has done as good as BUBBA. No one will.
• I like this rocket lady. Sexy.
• And this sexy Pleinair.
• And I don’t even remember this Quiz Magic Academy figure… but there it is. It’s nice, I am just being lazy. SUE ME! (Don’t sue me.)
• Oh, I remember it now. Because I ordered this new Django figure when these came along.

Eh, that’ll do. You guys can live with that many, right? The other ones are all gay. I promise. Ending on the Kuro no Franco figure is certainly good enough. And she will be the banner. Mmmmm.

No, no. We’re not moving back to a unified rollup for the time being. There just wasn’t dickall to post yesterday, so there you go. Today some actual news game out, so I will post it up here in a rollup, then go to the gym, so the ladies can see my washboard abs… which I don’t have.

Anime/Manga/Games

• Yatterman, some crap-o-licious old anime, is getting remade and is getting the “Golden Timeslot” in Japan. It’s like I can hear Patrick Macias get a nasty old man boner all the way over here.
• Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is getting a second season. AIN’T THAT SEXY?! I came. None of you understand the genius of that show. Fakers.

Figures

• Daiki is doing a 1/4 scale Majikina Mina. These initial proto shots look really good… and Daiki is a generally trustworthy company… I don’t know that I completely trust this initial shots though. Let’s wait an see. She might end up being worth the 23,100 yen this January.
• NEXT! From Akane Maniax, via CharaAni, comes… Samba version Akane. She looks pretty good… bodysuit is a bit odd. Anyway, she’s 1/7 scale, 230mm tall and will run you 8,190 yen this January.
• Continuing along, from Yotsunoha, is Nono-chan! She’s not really that great looking which is understandable with her coming from Toys Planning. She’s 6,500 yen, out in November, and stands 180mm tall.
• The last ones are sort of meh, so here’s the O-JI Collection. Volume 1, Volume 2, and Volume 3.
• HEY! There’s a big box of Metal Gear Solid figures. And they’re good. There’s five of them in the box, They’re like 20,000 yen or some shit.

Well! That’s it! I know, it was short. That makes me sad. So little information. Man, also I’m tired. I might skip the gym.

Have you guys been waiting on Max Factory’s Makoto figure from Kanon? No?! Yeaaah, me either really. And that’s a lot to say coming from a blatant MaxFac whore. Still, Makoto is looking extremely nice. The paint’s good, the expression and pose are nice, and… yeah. Just generally good. I would go so far as to say great, but the supplied shots make the seams in her arms look a bit obvious. Hopefully that isn’t the case. She’s out in February and will be 1/8th scale and 175mm tall. IS SHE COSTLY?! A little. She’ll be 5,800 yen.

Hit the jump for a good sexy number of pictures, sexually sexilizing themselves on the sex. Yep. Sexual.

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Well, one of the sexiest ladies in gaming is coming to your… freaky otaku figure stand. Well, if you’re into sexy ladies it is, anyway. Yes, Wafuudou is putting out Prier from La Pucelle: Tactics. She’s got that Nippon Ichi sort of proportion and I’m glad they decided to keep it that way. Women can’t be all super skinny, it’s nice to have some thick ladies. Not fat, just… you know… curvy and sexy. Also her huge boobs are nice. But that’s about enough from me, let’s get some stats and some pictures… she’ll be out in December for 9,240 yen.

Hit the jump for three sex-o-licious pictures… of some sexiness. I’d like to see some better pictures before wanting it a ton, but HEY! These’ll do!

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It evening time, and you know what that means around here. It means it’s figure time. The Crysis demo go delayed, or I doubt I’d even be posting right now. Yeah, that’s right. You guys comes second to me being a lazy nerd. Also, I should get around to doing some OCnE posts. And finding some writers who are willing to write for free porn. It’s so hard to find good help. Oh, and I fixed the fucking comments in IE. Sorry it took me so long. ROLLUP TIME!

• ALTER has a sexy Nadie figure. Now, I’d love it except for that inexplicable ahoge. Worst of all, it looks like crap. It’s sort of thick and just sticking out there. Otherwise, the bodylines look good. The clothes look great. Ah well, minimal modding would fix it up. She’s out in January for 6,615 yen. Direct gallery link!
• Speaking of ALTER, they’re doing some trading figures. It’s always nice to see good trading figures, especially when they’re from iDOLM@STER. They look good, what do you want? They’re out in January for 6,500 yen.
• Oh, and MaxFactory is finally answering our Tsuruya prayers. Yessir, they didn’t disappoint, I tell you. She’s well carved and looks damn good, but at this point I can’t get excited about Haruhi stuff anymore. My attention span ran out a while back.
• 1/5 scale… teacher lady… from that teacher show. It’s way too expensive for me to bother looking at the prices.
• Lastly, Daiki is offering up a sword wielding 1/6 scale lady called Kenshi-san. She is looking pretty good, which I say now, but these things can change towards production. Usually companies like MaxFac and ALTER are fine, but I worry about some of these other places, especially resin dealers. Nice boobs though. She’ll be out in January for 7,850 yen.

Alrighty! Well, that’s it for you fuckers. I’m going to go play Team Fortress 2… and be lazy. Like I already am. WHY AM I SO LAZY?! Someone help me out here.

Well, I think Tablier Marketing is one of those companies you don’t hear from too often in the figure market. But I have to say, for a company whose main gig isn’t figures, Tablier has made a decent effort with their two newest offerings. First up is Nayuki from Kanon. She looks pretty good, and they opted to give her supporting beams rather than trying to make her free stand. It’s a choice you see avoided a lot these days, but it usually really helps figures stay upright. She’s out in November for 7,800 yen and is 230mm tall.Next up is Kasugawa Sasara and she is looking pretty sexy, I’d say. Lovely panchira. Really, I think she speaks for herself in the pictures. The outfit is a good color and compliments her skin tone and eyes very nicely. She hits 245mm tall and will be out in December for 7,800 yen. Boy howdy!

Hit the jump for a sad one shot each. And then be happy that Sony announced rumble for the SIXAXIS. That is sexy.

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So, have any of you guys ever played the Super Blackjack Rio games? The slots and suchlike? Yes, no? Well, it’s chock full of sexy ladies, and Orchid Seed knows this full well. That’s why they’ve made the Rio Calender2007 figure. The spelling error is their own, but the figure shows Rio on her way to a blissful state of undress that will make your live a little better. The hair seam is a damn shame, but it’s not too huge and her vibrant eyes certainly make it hard to focus on the hair issue. Her eyes among other things, that is. Anyway, she’s out in November for 6,825 yen. WOO!

Hit the jump for a good run of pictures. Mmm… Rio.

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