Now, you guys need to stop being a bunch of mincey faggots and learn to bring the funk. What does this have to do with anything? Well, I reviewed some porn on my porn site, and I’m in the mood to fight. So WATCH OUT, OTHER PEOPLE! I’ve got internet fangs and I might be feeling bitey. It’s Rollup time!

• Mameushi-kun is getting an anime. You know what? FUCK Mameushi. See those fangs? Yeah, I don’t even care if it comes out on the 6th. Take THAT, Tadashi Akiyama. Or whichever order your names go…
• What’s that? Fullmetal Alchemist was good so you’d like to watch another thing from the same guy, but instead it should suck? Well Juushin Enbu has some trailers up to help you on that path. Pick your flavor, those who aren’t retarded can grab the two minute one and those who have ADD or whatever can watch the 15 second clip.
• For those who want to be drowned in a torrential downpour of pure awesome, watch this Bamboo Blade trailer. Then go wipe up.
• Elec-King is getting an anime as well. It’s already got energy analysts suspecting that hordes of Japanese children will become enraptured by the show and hunt electricity in Japan into near extinction.
• God damn the Unicorn. God damn the glitter.
• Have you recharged after that Bamboo Blade trailer? Well here’s some Prism Ark to open the flood gates again! BWAHAHAH! Honestly, I’m not watching this right now, so I have no idea if they’re good.

Sorry if I posted any of this garbage before. You know I’m borderline retarded sometimes. Especially after a long weekend… well, it was too short really. I need to go on sabbatical and… well no, then I’d just want to stay gone… this suck.