tags: black lagoon, mao, max factory, nagato yuki, shenhua, shining tears, suzumiya haruhi no yuuutsu
If you guys are anything like me, then any time Max Factory says they’re shipping something, it probably means you have at least one figure on the way. Well, if you read the title, then you know that today is one of those days. Max Factory has just tossed a posting up on the staff blog pointing out that they’ve gotten the shipments for three of their figures.
Ah, I’m drawing out the suspense by not telling you who’s shipping. Well, ok, I’ll tell you. Mao from Shining Tears, Yuki from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, and the ever verbose Shenhua from Black Lagoon. Generally they go out on Thursdays, in my experience, so look for them then or possibly before. GOOD NEWS FOR FIGURE LOVERS! And yes, I have a Yuki on the way. What I really want are a sexy Revy and Balalaika so I can live out all my perverse fantasies. With tiny plastic figures.
Shenhua~~~~~~
If only her face was a bit better. But yeah, there’s a definite dearth of Balalaika. And what about the goth loli incestuous twin assassins? I need me some goth loli incestuous twin assassins.
You have interesting tastes, Gia, and for that I salute you. But if it’s not a hot Revy/Balalaika threesome, then THERE CAN BE NO HAPPINESS!
Also, I thought the female twin was the better of the two… the boy was sort of more naive and bothersome. A bit more crazy, almost, than the sister. She seemed more mature. More “with it” in so much as a murdering psychopath can be.
Now, I *think* I know which one you’re talking about, but because I’m still not sure which one actually had which equipment, I’m not sure that the mature one really was the sister. But it probably was. Girls usually mature faster, or so I’m told.
It’s a bit tough to imagine Balalaika putting up with Shenhua and Revy long enough for a threesome though. It seems like they’d squabble every few minutes, and she’d get sick of the interruptions and shoot them in the face.
Also, how come Eda gets no love?
The one who showed Rock her junk and then he still called her she later… or did he use a definitive word there? I can’t remember now. He did run out of the room all upset, but I suppose that could as much be from seeing it to begin with… or seeing some sort of scarring or something as it could have been a penis. He certainly didn’t seem upset about what part he saw, so much as that she did it.
As for the threesome, I wasn’t talking about Shenhua. ^_^ Why would I want her to have all the fun! ME DAMNIT!! I DESERVE THEM BOTH! Haha. As for the Black Lagoon ladies, here’s my list in order of DO WANT.
Revy/Balalaika (tie for first!)
Sawyer the Cleaner
Eda (Without the glasses, for sure.)
Roberta
Shenhua
Hmmm, and then I guess Greenback Jane. Maybe the loli, if she’s a girl. But probably not. It’s not the sort of crazy I enjoy. Haha.
My bad. I guess since my mind was on figures, my brain suppressed its ability to imagine a full-grown human male having a threesome with a couple of anime figures. ;)
I have a Revy (albeit only a Revoltech), so she’d come in number two under the loli twins. Though this is all speculative anyway. I’m generally too poor to get any of the GOOD figures =P
TOO POOR?! Gia, my dear, YOU NEED TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY!
Or in this case, you need to spend money to have figures. And we’re talking about a speculative threesome were I, for instance, IN THE ANIME… since they wouldn’t look as awesome in human form. SUCH IS THE NATURE OF 2D FETISHISM!
I don’t have a Revy figure yet. I will next month. I am sooo getting that New Line resin kit of her sitting with her guns. It’s SO AWESOME OMGOMGOMGOMG. Captures her wonderfully, unlike the Alter PVC. Which makes her look like a weird man monkey. BUT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT!!#!#
Sawyer the Cleaner? Hell yeah. Randall, you have awesome taste.