Man, I got so fucking busy last week. I got some prep work done for my NEW SECRET FEATURE. Still a few months out, I am sure. I am a bit backed up because of how painful work has been. Amazingly, work has gotten worse. I am now on ALL WEEK. Amazing. My life is a lie. Ok, no really. But you guys should save me by paying for me to live. Keep that in mind while you enjoy this super rollup.

Anime/Manga/Games

• Bandai Visual is going to release Clover, a six-minute animated music video. It’ll run 1,575 yen an it’ll be out on May 25th.
• Death Note is getting a DS game. You know you want it. It’s from Konami, it’s called Death Note: Kira Game. There’s a trailer. It’s out on the 15th.
• Trailer: Tales of Symphonia is getting a four episode anime. The first disc hits on June 8th. You know you want it. Trailer is over this way.
• Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro is getting a fifth anime series. Toei is doing it.
• Kotetsu Sangokushi finally got a website that makes sense. Finally. Fuckers. You might have to go twice since sometimes the front page redirect fucks up. Geniuses.
• A trailer is up for the Manabi Straight PS2 game, it’s out on March 29th. The full title is Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight: Kira Kira Happy Festa! Enjoy.
• I don’t remember if I mentioned this, but by way of moetron, I found out that Nanoha StrikerS is set for 26 episodes. OR MORE!
• Dengenki Bootleg announced an anime adaptation of the Shigofumi ~Stories of Last Letters~ light novel.
• Hellsing 3 got delayed. No new release info available.
• And to finish up, DelRey got a HUGE strike two in my book as they have announced their first OEL shitcan. Worst of all, they are still calling it manga. Even more so a disgusting is The Canadian Nobody herself Avril Lavigne is the namesake and appears as a character. What’s the name of this guaranteed shitpile? Avril Lavigne’s Make 5 Wishes. Wow. If you see the writer, Joshua Dysart, or the illustrator, Camilla D’Errico, on the street, kindly kick them in anything that looks tender. DelRey, you know what, fuck it. You’re off the list. Unacceptable. Thank you for dipping your toes in the luke warm sewage that is OEL. Thanks for ruining the good thing we had. It saddens me that I now have no acceptable example of how to handle the American manga market to point to. Thanks. And thanks for ChronosAI for pointing it out to me.

Figures

• Newest Mon-Sieur Bome. It’s out for 4,725 yen this April. Lame. Ass out though. BWAHAHA!
• A 1/5 scale Mina repaint. 7,800 yen this month.
• That Max Factory Mikuru is up for preorder too. HLJ has it as well. CHECK IT OUT!
• Koto did their now announcements. Here’s a Sonsaku from Ikkitousen. She’ll run you 4,410 yen this May.
• Here’s a very nice 1/8 scale Mai from Kanon. Not the best, but the price might be right at 4,410 yen this May.
• Moving on, it’s a hyper power Masane from Witchblade. Yes ma’am. 1/6 scale and costs 9,240 yen this May.
• GRAB YOU DICK, TJ HAN! It’s a BMXing Rei in a pretty sweet outfit from Koto. Will the bike bend? Find out in June for 4,410 yen.
• AND TO FOLLOW UP! A strangely cute 1/8 scale Asuka for 3,990 yen this June.
• Here’s a thing for some other thing. I forget what it’s called. SHUT UP!
• WOO! Kokonoe resale! 6,800 yen this May.
• Solid Theater has announced a sexy Kamisaka Haruhi from Hapiness. She’s striking a keen magical-do pose. It runs 6,300 yen. this March.
• Lastly and most goodly is Tsukimiya Kaede from Miracle Romance Strawberry Scramble. It’s a more suggestive figure, so those who are spoken for may want to avoid it. I don’t know that I do… Rawr. Haha. She’s out in June for 6,300 yen.

HURRAY! And we’re done. And I only skipped a few shitty SRDX figures. Buy me one of those Kaede figures. DO IT!! Ok, back to work on the other crap I have to do.