25.04.2006
Ok, I’m not sure who reported this, or who maybe thought it was true, but apparently, someone has been spreading the rumor that Animage was going to announce that Lindsay Lohan (*vomit*) and Joss Whedon (*cheer*) would be working on a Fox funded live-action Sailor Moon movie. Apparently anyone who took this seriously has absolutely no idea who Joss Whedon is and the sort of material he tends to work with. To add to that, they also have no idea who big of a worthless skank Lohan is, meaning I should hope that Whedon would have the good sense not to ever go near her, professionally or otherwise. Anyway, it’s not true, and doesn’t even remotely sound true.
[...] Well, remember that time I called those rumor mill people retarded? Well, it turns out that they still are, but being retarded hasn't made them completely inaccurate. As it turns out, in a recent interview, the anorexic, druggie, bad-actress, skank-machine Lindsay Lohan mentioned that she had received some materials relating to an upcoming live-action version of Sailor Moon. This was according to an MTV interview, so that takes the rumor bit off of it, but it still doesn't guarantee that she'll be in the film, so there's hope for it yet. The part the strikes me as hilarious in all of this is that nobody in America really knows that Sailor Moon is just a big carpet-munching slumber party. I mean, seriously, any fan worth their weight knows about what happens after the second set of sailors shows up. Sail Her Uranus indeed. Oh well, some how it's fitting that a ruined anime series would be made into a ruined piece of trash by an actress who's managed to become washed up long before hitting any sort of stride. [...]